Since 1987

Excellent poems by not so famous poets...
found on toilet doors and walls..........

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Another to be poet, he wrote this below that...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food... please aim properly.

Happy reading! Haha... winkie-wynken.blogspot.com

Murid : selamat pagi,cikgu.
Cikgu : (menengking) mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : panjang sangat!tak pernah dibuat oleh orang!kata selamat sejahtera!senang dan penuh bermakna.lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : sama-sama,duduk!dengar sini baik-baik.
hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan.bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,kamu mesti menjawab dengan cepat,lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu,faham?
Murid : faham,cikgu!
Cikgu : saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : pandai!
Murid : bodoh!
Cikgu : tinggi!
Murid : rendah!
Cikgu : jauh!
Murid : dekat!
Cikgu : keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : salah!
Murid : betul!
Cikgu : bodoh!
Murid : pandai!
Cikgu : bukan!
Murid : ya!
Cikgu : oh Tuhan!
Murid : oh Hamba!
Cikgu : dengar ini!
Murid : dengar itu!
Cikgu : diam!
Murid : bising!
Cikgu : itu bukan pertanyaan,bodoh!
Murid : ini ialah jawapan,pandai!
Cikgu : mati aku!
Murid : hidup kami!
Cikgu : rotan baru tau!
Murid : akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : kamu gila!
Murid : kami siuman!
Cikgu : cukup!cukup!
Murid : kurang!kurang!
Cikgu : sudah!sudah!
Murid : belum!belum!
Cikgu : mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : oh!melawan!
Murid : oh!mengalah!
Cikgu : kurang ajar!
Murid : cukup ajar!
Cikgu : habis aku!
Murid : kekal kami!
Cikgu : OK pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : KO pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : sudah,bodoh!
Murid : belum,pandai!
Cikgu : berdiri!
Murid : duduk!
Cikgu : saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : kami dengar keadilan betul!
Cikgu : bengang kamu ni!
Murid : cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : rosak!
Murid : baik!
Cikgu : kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : kami dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

halo boys n gals out there... juz wana wish those taking exam in weeks 2come the bestest of luck... daniel n may joan... i guess ur xm r almost till the end dy... add oil wo... ai rin, chiau wei, michelle, boo, eunice, kai xin, karen, ee theng n yi ling... left around 2weeks... put in ur vry best gals... i know u all can do it... william's finals coming soon oso... not mistaken, weng kien's xm coming oso... haha... gd luck2both of u...
4those who r not taking xm 4the time being, take care n stay happy always... Smile... =P
cindy n adrian who r far away from us, wish u guys the best... don worry b happy...
vi vian, u r coming bec real soon rite??? we owe u a date... tat's a deal...
lastly, my darling muhe... when r u coming 2muar 2c all of us... we miss u so badly... :)
~Chua aka 'Chuaki' aka Shi Hui~